Fore-warning: If you’ve ever hit the links with your usual crew, you know that golf is about more than just birdies and bogeys, it’s about the banter, the bets, and, of course, the pranks. Few things spice up a round of 18 like some classic golf course shenanigans, especially when your friends least expect it.
At Bad Cards Fore Good Golfers, we know golf isn’t just about low scores, it’s about creating legendary stories you’ll be telling at the 19th hole (and beyond). So whether you're playing for bragging rights, cold hard cash, or just to see who’s buying the post-round beers, these pranks are guaranteed to add some laughs to your game.
1. The Remote-Controlled Golf Ball
Let’s start with a modern classic. Nothing messes with a buddy’s head quite like watching their perfectly lined-up putt suddenly veer left on its own, or worse, boomerang right back to their feet.
A remote-controlled golf ball is a next-level way to troll your friends. Wait until they’re concentrating on a must-make par putt, then hit them with the remote and watch the chaos unfold. The confusion on their face will be priceless, bonus points if you can keep a straight face and pretend you “saw the break the whole time.”
2. The Airhorn During the Backswing
A well-timed airhorn blast is a thing of beauty. Especially when your buddy is deep into their pre-shot routine, thinking they’re about to crush a drive down the middle.
Now, use this one with caution. It’s the kind of prank you pull on someone who has a good sense of humor (and maybe a backup driver, in case the club meets the ground before the ball). Perfect for the buddy who’s a little too confident off the tee.
3. The Bad Cards Fore Good Golfers Game
Of course, we have to talk about the ultimate golf prank, the game that turns every round into controlled chaos: Bad Cards Fore Good Golfers.
Slip a deck into your bag before your next tee time and watch your friends’ game unravel. Every card throws a new twist into the round.
Whether you’re playing stroke or match play, the cards force you to adjust on the fly, and watching your buddy attempt to tee off backwards or putt with a driver never gets old. It’s the perfect mix of prank and gameplay, especially for golfers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
4. The Exploding Golf Ball
A timeless classic. You swap out a regular ball for one of those novelty exploding balls (which disintegrate into a cloud of white powder on impact) and casually place it on the tee for your buddy.
The moment of contact is unforgettable. The swing looks perfect, the follow-through majestic, and the result? A poof of smoke where the ball used to be. Cue the stunned silence, then the roar of laughter.
5. The Phantom Phone Call
For the friend who takes their swing a little too seriously: right as they settle into their pre-shot routine, have another buddy “accidentally” call their phone from the cart. Make sure the ringtone is cranked up, maybe even set it to an embarrassing tune for extra flavor.
It’s simple, harmless, and super effective at breaking concentration. The more serious they are about their shot, the better this one lands.
6. Sunscreen on the Rangefinder Lens
For your tech-savvy friend who relies on their rangefinder for every shot, a dab of sunscreen on the lens can lead to some pretty confusing distances.
They’ll be lining up for a 140-yard shot and wondering why the rangefinder says 8,000 yards. Be sure to come clean before they throw it in the pond!
The Golden Rule: Know Your Audience
As with any good prank, timing and knowing your target are everything. The best golf course pranks are lighthearted, safe, and all in the spirit of friendly competition. Always make sure your crew is the type that loves a laugh, and if you dish it out, expect some payback later in the round!
If you’re the kind of golfer who lives for these antics, Bad Cards Fore Good Golfers was made for you. Our deck of hilarious and sometimes downright unfair rule-benders is the perfect way to add some spice to your foursome, no setup, no equipment, just shuffle and let the chaos begin.
After all, golf is supposed to be fun. So whether you’re sabotaging a putt, swapping out golf balls, or forcing your buddy to hit a driver off the fairway thanks to a Bad Card, you’re not just playing golf, you’re making memories.